May 2013
wanting to wear shorts to school today, but my legs are ugly af
those people that follow you and as soon as you follow them back, they unfollow you…. get out.
ishimaruu:
if u dont unironically like at least a few high school musical songs you are lying
rnedia:
my nickname in middle school was “who?”
still is.
hitterlick:
top 3 things about me
fuckin raw
super chill
funky fresh
rule breaker
wimpynoodle:
I’M NOT EVEN GOOD AT THINGS I’M GOOD AT
chickensandwich:
i told the lady at starbucks that my name was p. diddy and she refused to write it on the cup
thenerdfighterkid:
slydig:
tsarbucks:
slydig:
dont be mean
be median or mode
damn math fandom bloggers
shut up we have a good range of jokes
chxshire:
i’m that friend that has to walk behind the others when the sidewalk doesn’t fit a group of three
dorfs:
Woops my 10 minute study break turned into a whole year
cock:
block
waking up and checking your tumblr like it’s the morning paper
meladoodle:
follow the yolo brick road
how to bag girls
step one: find girl
step two: get plastic bag
step three: put girl in bag
hungarian:
do moms diss each other with “ur son” jokes
mom: do you have a boyfriend
me: um yeah
mom: does he exist
me: obviously
mom: does he know you exist
me: not yet
expectations of summer: going to the beach every day, water fights, parties, random day trips, barbecues
reality of summer: moving your laptop so that the sunlight doesn't reflect on the screen when you're trying to blog
